Used to be a collector

Now a minimalist

Used to be part of organized religion

Now a prayer warrior

Used to eat beef

Now I’m a vegetarian

Used to be a bigot

Now I’m a human

Used to be married

Now I’m single

Used to only care for myself

Now I’m a mom

Used to care for cigarettes

Now I don’t smoke

Used to count sheep

Now I count my lovers

Wonder what will happen in the future?